BK: like don’t try to leverage the actual, like don’t try to use it
Alex: That’s a transformer
Matt: No, no, no, no, no, you don’t even know where the fucking transformer is
Alex: *pointing at the drawing of a phone* it’s right there, he’s holding the transfor-
Matt: what the fuck is this pencil? what the fuck, is this yours?
BK: it’s a, it’s a brush, that’s my brush
Matt: *to Alex* what the fuck get it out of your hand, it’s BK’s. BK’s kinda like straight up fuckin’, he’s got six fuckin pens in this, you know how hard he’s going fucking draw? And you think he thi- that’s clearly not a transformer. He knows what the fuck he’s doing.
Alex: It’s from Transformers 3, the best Transformers.
Matt: Um, none of the Transformers are the best Transformers, they all fucking suck. Fucking Shia LaBeouf was the fucking highlight and he still sucks in those movies, come on, now.
Alex: Shia LaBOOF
BK: That’s true
Asher: Fucking talkin’ about dude? What is he talking about?
Matt: She thinks it’s a fucking transformer bro, it’s a dude with a fucking stereo on his head, with a *unintelligible* inside that bitch
BK: I have no idea what’s going on right now. Matt is not even speaking English anymore.
Asher: that is, that is true.
Matt: It’s not a transformer dude, not, not a transformer whatsoever. Don’t laugh, it’s just straight up stereos.
Alex: Where’s the original transformer, can you, can you go back to that?
Matt: It’s not a transformer.
Asher: No, that’s not a transformer.
Matt: How can it be an original transformer-
Alex: *to BK* Can you flip, can you flip-
Matt: Nah, don’t make him flip, he’s fucking drawing.
Alex: BK, please.
BK: I don’t think it’s in this sketchbook.
Alex: Oh right, it’s in the other one, it’s in the other one. He actually has drawn transformers before.
Matt: Nah, but you brought, um…
BK: *to Alex* No wait, you have it.
Alex: Yeah.
Matt: Can I be straight up? Can I be straight up? That’s just not a Transformer.
Alex: No, yeah, it is.
Matt: No, it’s a, it’s a dude with a stereo on his head. That’s not a Transformer.
Alex: No, the phone’s the Transformer, Matt.
Matt: Nah, it’s not.
BK: I’m surrounded by insane people.
Matt: Because even though, like, in one of the fuckin’ Transformers movies, maybe for like two scenes, there’s a fucking Transformer phone, doesn’t mean that every fucking person holding a phone is a Transformer.
Alex: Yes it does!
Matt: Here, hold this phone.
Alex: *holds phone*
Matt: *pointing to Alex* This bitch a Transformer!